The 7 best pharmacy jokes 2018
Finding the best pharmacy jokes suitable for your needs isnt easy. With hundreds of choices can distract you. Knowing whats bad and whats good can be something of a minefield. In this article, weve done the hard work for you.
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Patch measures 3 inch in diameterUse as either Iron-On or Sew-On
Machine Washable
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1 inch diameterMetal shell
Mylar/UV protecting cover
Pinned metal back
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If youve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pharmacy Technician jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pharmacy Technician Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pharmacy Technician Jokes is so unoriginal, its original. And, if you dont burst out laughing from at least one Pharmacy Technician joke in this book, theres something wrong with you. This book has so many Pharmacy Technician jokes, you wont know where to start. For example: Why do Pharmacy Technicians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pharmacy Technician and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldnt die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pharmacy Technician brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pharmacy Technician who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: Put on two coats. *** Why do Pharmacy Technicians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***6. Makoroni - KEEP CALM I'M ALMOST A PHARMACY TECHNICIAN Career Car Laptop Wall Sticker Decal - 4'by7'(Small) or 5.5'by10'(Large)
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